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Popular Antivocation Ceremony to Immediately follow University Convocation
This year the administration has decided to move the con and pro vocations closer together after a suggestion from the Provocation Committee, who dared the administration to do it.
Initially, the administration rejected the idea but after being poked numerous times and being called a crybaby and being laughed at daily the decision was reversed.
Many are worried about having both events so close together but Convocation supporters are sure that they will not be kicked under the table, and if they are, they plan to say "owwwwwwwah!" in that loud way to let everyone know they have been wronged but not seriously injured.